But now I work in Bellevue, the bus ride takes about 1 hour more than driving, and well my company gave me a parking spot - so I drive. I still listen to NPR, I don't have any stinky seat mates (unless you count the soggy carpets my parents left us last night that left my Subaru with an odd odor), but I do have to deal with other drivers. And here my rant begins.
For you drivers on 35th in West Seattle:
- Why is it that if the speed limit is 35 you must go 50?
- Why must you tailgate me if I'm only going 38 (38?! Technically speeding!!)
- Why must you drive in the middle of both lanes?
- Why can't you find your blinkers?
For the drivers on I-90:
- Why is it that if the speed limit is 60 you must go 70?
- Why must you tailgate me if I'm only going 63 (63?! Technically speeding!!)
- Why can't you find your blinkers?
- Why is it that if the speed limit is 40 you must go 30?
- Why do I feel the urge to tailgate you? (Not that I do! But I have that urge).
- Why can't you find your blinkers?
- Why are the lights here so long?
- Why is your car so darn big?! Oh, and why is it probably worth more than my house?!
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