This just in from Jana. Instead of a caption she sent in these great lyrics to the tune of All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth. Thanks Jana!
"Every body Pauses and stares at me,
My left foot is gone as you can see,
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!
ALLLL I want for Christmas
is my left orange foot,
my left orange foot,
see my left orange foot!
Gee, if I could only
have my left orange foot,
then I could swim
without going circles
in the sea!!!"