I just gave Percy a bath. He'd gone outside and rolled in something downright nasty and I couldn't bring him in the house without a complete wash down so I picked him up and threw him in the tub. He's actually a pretty decent bath taker. He just stands there and takes it.
But then he retaliated. As soon as he was out of the tub and toweled off he walked into our bedroom and took a GIANT STINKY POO, right in the middle of the floor.
Nice one Percy.