Chris and I were living on a boat in Las Vegas. It was MUCH bigger than the boat he lived on here. I kept trying to figure out why he wouldn't go anywhere with me during the day, but he'd stay up all night long. Turns out he was a vampire. I wasn't a vampire. Doesn't really seem like a match that was going to make it work. Needless to say, he was plotting to bulldoze the Luxor hotel. He created a little replica of it and kept showing me how this giant bulldozer was going to demolish it. Of course, when I asked where he was going to get this bulldozer he got mad and bit my neck. I then woke up to my alarm.
I've set my alarm to the country music station so I'll immediately wake up and turn it off. It works pretty well.