How to attract readers.

So I've been doing some research on how to make your blog more popular. They say you should write about celebrities and their sex lives and that will draw people to your site. This seems like a dangerous road to me. Why wouldn't you, my faithful readers - of who there are few, just go to people.com or something like that if you wanted smut. Don't you want to know whats going on in Seattle? Like how another big wind storm has hit. About how it was so cold waiting for the bus last night after class. About how there were two punks at my bus stop smoking pot right there on the street. Oh, and how there were two drunk girls that got on the bus in front of Cowgirls Inc. Isn't this exciting stuff?

No, ok...then go to People.com and read about Britney and Kevin's divorce. Or about how Hilary is moving on from Chad.